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Hey! Where the hell have you guys been? A new row of T.Y.K.'s is up so quit dilly-dallying and get with the program, Chester. More stuff coming soon. Go read the Lists! There's new junk in there. A "brand new" old feature is up on the Features page. Do yourself a favor and read up on one of the few remaining American free thinkers before he goes completely mental and starts eating people or something. The Dark Ages are over. Hustle your booty on over to our F.A.Q. page and illuminate yourself on all things Chimpanzee. You'll be glad you did! A few more T.Y.K.'s have been added. We'll have a lot more stuff up soon so keep checking back. And join the damn mailing list already! Toodles. A bunch of new lists have been added and some new T.Y.K.'s are coming soon. Make sure you join our newsletter/mailing list to get the scoop on special insider info that even your hood-rat momma doesn't know about.
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meantime, we'll use this site to update you on all things Chimp
and give you a savory taste of what our free, monthly paper has
to offer. Speaking of our paper, be sure to pick up issue #6 of
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