I think this is how most Apple fanboys would like to wear it. To me, toting an iPad is akin to wearing a bluetooth in your ear all day - you're either a senior citizen or a blowhard trying to inflate your ego.

The only acceptable, non-douche application of an iPad would be for deaf people who wear it around their necks as an electronic dry-erase board. Or they can just get an Etch-A-Sketch.